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Okay, this is completely off the subject, but tell me something... what the hell is it with guys?  Spouse can't wait to get the hell out of the house on any given day... barely waits for me to get home before he's out the door. 

I send Maria off to visit her grandmother for a week, and all of a sudden I can't get rid of him.  What the hell is that all about?  You're a guy, tell me what he's thinking, because I certainly can't figure it out.  (And it is getting really annoying.)

Thanks!