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A paddle, huh?  But you have such nice hands.   Nice enough that I'm almost (almost) tempted to push my luck.  On the other hand, the odds are stacked so high in favor of my pissing you off in some manner within the next few months, I really don't think I need to be doing it deliberately. 

But I have to say, I'm kind of looking forward to it.

Just a little.