Sunday, August 15, 2004
Um, about those heels... I'm practicing with them, and I do believe that while they make my legs look pretty good, they may have been created to ensure that women can never walk comfortably again.
I know I'm terribly short, and I must confess that I am shorter than I was when last you saw me, but I will be bringing extra shoes in case you actually want me to be able to walk someplace with you. I will continue to practice, and I do admit to being unused to heels. I'm sure it will get easier. But remind me not even to try to run. Just not happening. Ever.
But I am finally alone for a few minutes. Stockings, heels, writing to you... sounds like a wonderful way to spend the afternoon.
I know I'm terribly short, and I must confess that I am shorter than I was when last you saw me, but I will be bringing extra shoes in case you actually want me to be able to walk someplace with you. I will continue to practice, and I do admit to being unused to heels. I'm sure it will get easier. But remind me not even to try to run. Just not happening. Ever.
But I am finally alone for a few minutes. Stockings, heels, writing to you... sounds like a wonderful way to spend the afternoon.
